LOLwut and other oddities

blameaspartame:

the hunter becomes the hunted

blameaspartame:

the hunter becomes the hunted

(Source: karabisa, via king-arthurs-emu)

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

(via rabioheab)

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

(via rabioheab)

sendittotheworld:

So Sara and I are building my new bed and we lost one of the screws, so we’re pulling everything apart looking for it and then she says “check in the cookie box…” and they were IN THERE. JESUS CHRIST AND NILLA WAFERS

(Source: unclefather, via passionnipple)

quidditchcapricious:

jessiepinkman:

HE BREAKS THE FUCKING SOUND BARRIER 

THE EARTH QUAKES

(via goddess-ofmischeif)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

JESUS FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

ask-gallows-callibrator:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

JESUS FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

(Source: theothermayor, via robz147)

wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

(via renatoflores3)

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

(via king-arthurs-emu)